Funny Tennis Quotes

Hilarious Player Wisdom

The Funniest Tennis Quotes

Hilarious insights and witty remarks from tennis legends

Motivational Tennis Quotes

Fuel your determination and push your limits on the court

Billie Jean King

Never Give Up

"Champions keep playing until they get it right."

Andre Agassi

Perseverance Through Failure

"I've missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 matches. I've been trusted to take the game-winning shot and missed. But I keep going."

Arthur Ashe

Keys to Success

"One important key to success is self-confidence. An important key to self-confidence is preparation."

Serena Williams

Inner Strength

"You have to believe in yourself when no one else does."

Roger Federer

Complete Champion

"Winning is about having the whole package—physically, mentally, and emotionally."

Martina Navratilova

Mark of Greatness

"The mark of great sportsmen is not how good they are at their best, but how good they are at their worst."

Pete Sampras

Preparation Over Will

"It's not the will to win that matters—everyone has that. It's the will to prepare to win that matters."

Rafael Nadal

True Sportsmanship

"The only way to prove you are a good sport is to lose."

Mitch Hedberg

Comedian on Tennis

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall"

Bill Cosby

On the Net

"The serve was invented so that the net could play"

Martina Navratilova

Commitment

"The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed"

Maria Sharapova

Retail Therapy

"It's called Retail Therapy"

(on going shopping after a loss)

Greg Rusedski & Pete Sampras

Speed Rivalry

Greg Rusedski:

"Pete is a step and a half slower"

(after losing to Pete Sampras in the US Open)

Pete Sampras (Response):

"Against him I don't need to be a step and a half quicker"

Marat Safin

On Racket Breaking

"Not yet. It's my first day on the job. Give me some time"

(on not breaking a racket during his first match of 2002)

Billie Jean King

Tactical Advice

"Champions keep playing until they get it right."

Martina Navratilova

Training Wisdom

"The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed."

John McEnroe

Passion for the Game

"I can't remember the last time I didn't have to play a match with my balls."

Andre Agassi

Rest & Recovery

"If you don't practice you don't deserve to win."

Jimmy Connors

Time Management

"I hate to lose more than I love to win."

Pete Sampras

Mental Toughness

"I just try to focus on the next point, the next shot, and let it all come together."

Inspirational Tennis Quotes

Life lessons and wisdom from tennis legends that inspire beyond the court

Pete Sampras

Individual Combat

"It's one-on-one out there, man. There ain't no hiding. I can't pass the ball."

Andre Agassi

The Foundation

"Nothing can substitute for just plain hard work"

Arthur Ashe

Journey of Success

"Success is a journey, not a destination. The doing is often more important than the outcome."

Arthur Ashe

Key to Confidence

"One important key to success is self-confidence. An important key to self-confidence is preparation."

Jimmy Connors

Greatest Things in Life

"Greatest thing in life: Winning a tennis match. Second greatest thing in life: Losing a tennis match"

Rod Laver

Mental Focus

"The next point - that's all you must think about."

Yannick Noah

Gladiatorial Combat

"I have always considered tennis as a combat in an arena between two gladiators who have their racquets and their courage as their weapons."

Lleyton Hewitt

Physical Challenge

"That's what you do all the hard work for, to play in situations that put your body through gruelling times. If you're not up to it, pull out!"

(on the grueling heat at the Aussie Open)

Boris Becker

Mental Battle

"The fifth set is not about Tennis. It's about nerves"

Martina Navratilova

Mark of Greatness

"The mark of a great sportsman is not how good they are at their best, but how good they are at their worst"

Pete Sampras

Let Actions Speak

"I let my racket do the talking. That's what I am all about, really. I just go out and win tennis matches"

Serena Williams

True Concentration

"If you can keep playing tennis when somebody is shooting a gun down the street, that's concentration"

Chris Evert

Life Lessons

"If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that's a big accomplishment. That quality is important because it stays with you the rest of your life, and there's going to be a life after tennis that's a lot longer than your tennis life"

Andre Agassi

Learning Through Tennis

"Tennis was always sort of a learning tool. It was a vehicle for me to discover a lot about myself. And the things that I sort of discovered at times I not only didn't want to see it for myself but I certainly didn't want millions of people to see it"

Jimmy Connors

Pure Joy

"Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had"

John McEnroe

Key to Championship

"What is the single most important quality in a tennis champion? I would have to say desire, staying in there and winning matches when you are not playing that well"

Richard Williams

Family Strength

"We're from the ghetto. Venus is a ghetto Cinderella. People from the ghetto don't get nervous"

Goran Ivanisevic

Multiple Challenges

"The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself"

Funny Quotes About Tennis

Humorous takes on tennis from players and comedians that will make you smile

John McEnroe

Signature Line

"You cannot be serious!"

Anna Kournikova

Self-Deprecating Humor

"I'm like an expensive menu...you can look but you can't afford!"

Mitch Hedberg

Comedian's Take

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."

Bill Cosby

Purpose of the Serve

"The serve was invented so that the net could play."

Martina Navratilova

Commitment Analogy

"The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed."

Tennis Humor

Player Addictions

"Tennis players never retire; they just lose their drive."

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